Happy Premier League from all at BRAPA Towers, what a strange and crazy month May has been. Despite the distractions of football, birthdays, parties and a lost wallet, I've managed 50 new ticks in the 2026 edition of the Good Beer Guide, pushing me onto 76.9% completion. 'Only' 1041 ticks to go. Which incidentally, was the year in which Director of Football and sickly Dane Harthacnut, drafted Ed The Confessor into the matchday squad after a successful loan spell at Normandy