Friday 7th August 2026 Coming at you live from Horsham, day two of my long weekend in West Sussex began with a quest to buy a birthday card, which I decided to combine with an early morning pre-emptive 'Spoons. Swan Walk shopping centre felt like a particularly challenging escape room, but having found a desultory shelf of cards in M&S, escape I did. A giant game of snakes 'n ladders isn't compulsory on the way into 'Spoons, but as pub ticking feels like that at times (the sn